These the guys that notoriously violated emissions standards and created software to hide the fact from testers? Some pretty spectacular claims you got there. Would be a shame if someone... doubted your reputation.

Welcome to the point, everyone. Just think of all the low-income suppressed-education workers this will generate.

The only engagement you actually get is on super-niche subreddits. Other than that, the "engagement" you get on reddit is largely indistinguishable from bot traffic.

gasp No. They wouldn't. A monopoly? Anti-consumer practices? No. I refuse to believe these slanderous lies.

MSN.com refuses to allow reader mode. Microsoft answers captures your fucking back button with a redirect loop, like it's fucking 2000 again. Fuck microsoft.

It would be an insanely stupid thing to make precedent. Therefore, the SC can be expected to rule in Trump's favor.

Y'know, I'm starting to think these "IDF" fellows aren't entirely on the up-and-up.

The entire problem in a nutshell. Why won't these shareholders think about shareholder value!?

Jesus fuck, no wonder they never break even. "the site is expensive it doesnt return its investment we need to add spambots and superads, and also remove gold and completely ignore user needs"

I know what phone I'll be looking for when the piece of shit in my pocket finally dies. That maneuver where he popped the cover with a fingernail and hotswapped the battery sold me.

Hey, totally unrelated question: Didn't linus recently take a lot of flak for shady/unfair reviewing practices?

I'll give you one guess.

for that bot-infested shitposting dump?

Am I reading this right- they don't have a finished product or a business model? This reads like a press release from the "pump" stage of a "pump'n'dump."

How do I block specific websites?

Yuzu is dead. Long live Yuzu.

Quora is somehow always in the first page near the top of results on questions, generally directly adjacent to the hallucinated "people also asked" list.

Hi! I'm your helpful interaction agent! How can I help- sir, what are you doing with that element picker tool? Sir? Sir! You could hurt som-

The company has filed a lawsuit in federal court challenging the decision, stating that the decision could result in millions of dollars in refunds for tenants.

"THE COURT IS GONNA MAKE US GIVE BACK ALL THE MONEY WE ILLEGALLY COLLUDED TO EFFECTIVELY STEAL FROM OUR TENANTS THIS IS UNFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRR"

TL;DW: Doesn't pet the goddamn cat. I couldn't tell what else he might have been saying.

Nobody bothered to look at the pamphlets I suppose.

Seems to be a distinct possibility. Posturing prior to the election, rattling sabers, they're spoiling for a full-on shootin' war contingent on losing the election, in my opinion.

edit: I dare say, it might even be strategically advantageous for them to intentionally try lose, claim it was rigged, and use that to go live with the 4th riech.

No, the headline correctly expresses the sentiments of foreign leaders about american stability, regardless of the outcome of our elections.

Nah, if you were ashamed of the shit you wouldn't have done the shit. What you are is embarrassed to have been caught.

Pro choice like a gunman asking "left or right kneecap"

Pro choice like a rapist asking "ass or cunt"

Pro choice like an addict wondering "should I take another hit"

Pro choice like choosing between an impossible child and an illegal abortion

Can you pass a capcha?

Is it because humans treat black- and white- sounding names differently?

Edit: It's because humans treat black- and white- sounding names differently.

Fuck you, spez.

sudo stop redirect capturing my back button

How fucking dare you say Hitler might have been fucking onto something you fucking nazi.

what a load of horseshit. how the fuck do you make "full restitution" without admitting you have caused damages to be restored.

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"Okay."

Trans people and immigrants will be the first targeted groups when It Happens™.

Who cares?

I'm struggling to think of something flippant and cutting enough to capture the irony while also doing justice to and being respectful of the dead and wounded.

This is just an ad read.

"Tools for moderating IMAGES now?! When will you beehawists stop with the entitlement?!?!" -lemmy devs, probably

You know exactly what to expect. Prepare for the worst.

But they're just sharing the fact Youtube Premium™ offers a lot of people great benefits, like background play, and music!

"... calls for violence and physical intimidation targeting Jewish students and the Jewish community are blatantly antisemitic, unconscionable, and dangerous" ...

Yeah, cool bro. True, but also, nothing in this article suggests that's what's actually happening.

While a lot of hand-wringing was done about how bad it would be if people did harassment or violence, not one single solitary scrap of a story about someone actually being targeted in that way emerged from the reading. (Edit: Correction: Precisely one single solitary scrap of a story implying violence occurred in the article, see the end of this comment) Despite this, of course, the brownshirts are being called in to remove protestors and silence the extremely loud criticism of Israel's recent actions.

A video taken on the university’s campus Saturday night also shows a small group of pro-Palestinian demonstrators chanting, “F**k Israel. Israel is a b*tch,” while waving the Palestinian flag.

Does not constitute a threat, violence, or harassment. A protected first-amendment expression of opinion about Israel's bitchiness.

... videos circulated showing a man outside the university saying, “Never forget the seventh of October,” and “that will happen not one more time, not five more times, not 10 more times, not 100 more times, not 1,000 more times, but 10,000 times!”

And he's right, too. It will keep happening while Israel continues to act like a bitch.

Another student, Noah Lederman, told CNN he was “terrified, angry, upset, and horrified that the university failed to take action.” Lederman said he had been accosted in early February and had asked the university for remote learning options. “What’s happening on campus is blatantly antisemitic,” he added.

You were spoken to in a challenging and/or aggressive way? On a college campus? Oh you poor thing. I feel so sad- That must have been really hard for you.

“This is a time of genuine discomfort and even fear for many of us on campus,” the Hillel said...

Cool bro. I'm so sorry you're uncomfortable. For some reason though, when you say the words 'discomfort' and 'fear' I get a persistent mental image of exploded children. And crocodiles for some reason? Crying crocodiles.

He contrasted the “pretty peaceful” environment on campus with the more energized demonstrations outside campus, referencing “deeply disheartening” incidents that took place Saturday night outside campus by people Emery said were not affiliated with the university. He added that some more observant Jewish friends of his had experienced harassment but that Jewish students should feel safe on campus.

Yeah, CNN, would you mind being more fucking specific? If there's Actual Violence occurring, that's the thing I want to know about. Until then, your framing contributes to a pretty specific narrative that doesn't seem to align with the facts you're reporting. Weird, that.

Not counting the territory seized since the initial "foundation" of Israel, of course.