Seeing this made me feel so cozy in my little instance. ๐Ÿ˜†

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Fuckerberg should just send that Muskrat a poop emoji.

We should just start inciting for them to have a no-holds-bar, hell-in-a-cell, ladder, hardcore cage fight to the death. Then, when its over, we just don't open the cage.

It's ok, it'll take Mark a few hours to unhinge his jaw and swallow Elon's corpse whole. Then he's gunna find a nice warm rock to lay on and digest.

I think we should start putting our money where our mouths are and start eating these people and their businesses

Putting our mouths where their money is? No, I don't like that after all...

Youโ€™d probably catch a buzz at least if you could get over the stds

If we don't open the cage, how do we let the lions in?

They can stay in their habitats; no need to bring in wildlife.

If theyโ€™ve grown up in captivity, we can just do an intermission where someone throws a cardboard box in their enclosures and livestream it. Itโ€™ll be a hit!