A real friend wants their friends to be happy. Maybe think about that next time you selfishly decide not to go down on them.
Boooo don't make this sort of joke at strangers you nasty slime
Booooo don't throw this sort of insult at strangers you beautiful soul.
My soul is not beautiful
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my pet beholder happens to think your soul is beautiful.
Read the rest of my comments on this website and you'll see that pretty much everything I say makes someone angry at me. Maybe your pet will reconsider
Maybe my beholder has a thing for incidental antagonism?
A real friend wants their friends to be happy. Maybe think about that next time you selfishly decide not to go down on them.
Boooo don't make this sort of joke at strangers you nasty slime
Booooo don't throw this sort of insult at strangers you beautiful soul.
My soul is not beautiful
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my pet beholder happens to think your soul is beautiful.
Read the rest of my comments on this website and you'll see that pretty much everything I say makes someone angry at me. Maybe your pet will reconsider
Maybe my beholder has a thing for incidental antagonism?