Disturbingly accurate

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 755 points –
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I feel very personally attacked

You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.

Hey man don't hate on the Mr. Clean fit

Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that

If you don't mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I'll give you that).

What's weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard