Disturbingly accurate

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Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.

Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes.

People have been taking the piss out of other people's hair since the stone age, what's weird about it?

People have been bashing other people's heads since the stone age, what's weird about it?

I don't really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say "stop having fun" and I'm taking the piss out of him

Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn't have to mean something else. It's not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.

I feel very personally attacked

You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.

Hey man don't hate on the Mr. Clean fit

Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that

If you don't mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I'll give you that).

What's weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

"Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!"

See how that's a braindead take?

If I didn't have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn't have hair on the top.

I think its hot.

I appreciate that you're able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.

I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.

Haha, my favorite description of that style is "wearing your hair upside-down"

I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers at least in my area, so I distance myself a bit.

Personally I think the long beard look is unkempt and a bit of a fad and a bitch to deal with from a functional standpoint; meanwhile it looks like they're about to fly to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. To each their own though.

It's a red flag round here... honestly anyone with a large beard, it's strike 1