What animal could you take in a fight?

robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 982 points –
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A Jaguar... BUT ONLY with preptime and if I get a 10m distance at the start of the fight. Otherwise I admit I'm just dead.

Does it have the CD-ROM add-on that looks like a toilet and doesn't work most of the time?

If it is committed to fight you and won't run away, you have zero chance without a gun. I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news