Pick 3 Rules

Gork@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 408 points –

I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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  • $20
  • Pizza master chef
  • No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)

I'd also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.

Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I'd avoid that one

I don't really care for cats, but if you could talk to them you could make a fuck load of money. So I'll stay up all night making perfect pizzas, then go inform all the cat ladies why their cats hate them during the day.

Fuck yeah - same plan here. Except I like cats, i do cat rescue. We could team up and be an odd pair and get a TLC show