All handy dandy

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 784 points –
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A hand job could be a handjob, but a hand job isn't itself a handjob.

Hand jobs: Massaging, opening jars,.handjobs.

Handjobs: Old fashioned, the rusty trombone, etc.

A rusty trombone is not just a handjob. It's anilingus at the same time. The rusty part is because the lips get covered in "rust" from the "mouth piece" of the metaphoric trombone.

I classify it more a handjob than a rimjob, but I suppose it's more down to who's playing and their forté.

What I'm reading from this is: why not both?

Or more precisely, why not one, and then the other. Purely for statistical purposes.