5 Moves to Rulemate

Gork@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 369 points –
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You can say anything you fucking want in either context.

i'm going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i

and i'm going to moan and say i'm cumming the next time i'm about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess

You could also say, for instance, "I believe the autumn's coming in late this year", and what's he going to do? Stop you?

lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he'd say something like "actually i'm pretty sure winter's coming" before he does

Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man's got a mind like a steel trap