We should name the moon. Most people don't call their pets "dog" or "cat".

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When I meet a dog whose name I don’t know, I often address him or her as “Dog.” Similarly, if I meet a cat whose name I don’t know, I often address him or her as “Cat.” It’s only polite. It’s a generic but polite form of address, like “Ma’am” or “Sir.”

The same goes with a moon. I call it “Moon” because we aren’t yet on a first name basis.

Tell me, OP - what makes you think that you should be on a first name basis with the moon?

That it is always around. Just hanging there in the sky. That we've spent so many nights together. But I guess it is in a way a long-distance relationship. Also its just a pale reflection of the sun. A rocky relationship, in many ways.