Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug.

Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 436 points –
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"Looking over my bottle of captain morgan" ya

Cap'n Morgan is a privateer, not a pirate.

The difference is Morgan did it officially for a country, not to ransack loot from whoever.

The darker the swill, the darker the seas you sail. Hate yourself better and fight the Kraken with your face.