I thought Nik avocado lost weight?

I'm a horse now, also I'm pregnant.

I think I'll give it to dad.

taking the condom off and walking out of the room

ah yes, like the one time I ragequit sex

the fuck is xeet? It's twitter, none of the tweets have the url based on x.com

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ

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Jobs was the fucking cracks. The reason why zoomers have no fucking idea where their files are on their computer are because of the shitty attitude instilled into iphones/ipods.

He started the entire fucking enshittification trend and everyone ate his asshole like peaches.

Artistic nudity allowed

Implied nudity prohibited

please update the text to indicate the accusations of antisemitism is from one of the israeli players and not due to the actual refusal to shake hands.

, Basketball Ireland said on social media that its players had decided to do away with the usual pre-match courtesies, linking the decision to earlier comments made by Israeli player Dor Saar.

In an interview published on Tuesday by the Israeli Basketball Association, Saar addressed the upcoming match with Ireland. “It’s known that they are quite antisemitic and it’s no secret, and maybe that’s why a strong game is expected,” she said. “We talk about it among ourselves. We know they don’t love us and we will leave everything on the field always and in this game especially.”

the police have to actually take some investigative steps to identify and locate the suspects

cops give zero fucks when crimes effect everyday citizens.

It actually reminds me more of the

What if we were to kiss inside the box of the anti-customer printer

haha jk... unless?

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why the fuck is the world bank advertising on anything? are they hoping heads of state are looking to adverts when they need a spare 4 trillion ?

EDIT : I was going to take out a loan from the IMF, but this twitter ad changed my mind to the World Bank instead.

yazılım can translate to programming or writings.

source : am turkish. this is bullshit. wikipedia was also banned for fucking ages

oh yeah, eat one then

no-iron clothes have synthetics in them

most my clothing is 100% cotton, and I have never ironed once I left my parent's home.

Oh, uuh, whoops, I dropped, my sex list , that I use for my , SEXUAL ESCAPADES.

Im amazed at how epic is fucking up their success with Fortnite and the unreal engine. Valve transformed the good will from HL into a fucking empire dominating pc gaming distribution, and it just kept the end user in mind just a bit but still tried all it could to make profit.

Epic can't stop fucking up the end users' rights and thus are getting beaten

Can't wait to see this post randomly on the front page a year from now

I looked her up again to get caught up on what kind of info wikipedia has updated on her.

I really admire her stance.

this has been your daily vegan post.

what the fuck am I even looking at? Css is to make styles not cure cancer

that's all I have :-(

aww

Bothe sydes badde

MAANG

deadname the pricks, you're already doing it for google. it's facebook

Why should I get a haircut? He's the one that killed all those people.

this kid's got dynamite CEO written all over him

Using pussy to try to bait gay guys is the wrong bait. Gotta show them roosters.

.... whitespace is whitespace.

don't worry about it, some dead memes should stay dead

Back then :

It won't bring in the same money, don't put your weird tranny shit

Now :

This is marketable in certain demographics, but we've already met the diversity quota, so no thanks. Besides, we don't want it to be too "political" and lose our dependable fanbase.

he was around during trump, he endorses the same things as trump, the same candidates as trump, with a few exceptions in both, and says "nah bro, I'm just thinking for myself and outside the mainstream"

Usa

Good at :

Dominating countries through cut throat capitalism

Horrendous at:

Brewed beverages

providing universal healthcare

I hate working in frontend because I have to keep switching computers between Javascript, HTML, CSS and sometimes SVG

I'm pretty sure some of the trans people here would enjoy having a trans crypt

Victim blaming. "She's a filthy bisexual pot buyer!" It wasn't even for her.

Clarifications and comments (some pre emptive)

Chess has a women's category to boost participation and spotlight female players.

Women can and do compete in the open category, which allows men and women. However, currently the highest rated women perform under the super closed "Super GM" level, so they participate in the tournaments that are less prestigious but fitting their rating. Male players like IM Eric Rosen also participate in such tournaments.

The best female player in history , Judit Polgar was 8th best in the world when taking both genders into account. There's nothing stopping women from reaching the elite level in open chess. She even participated in the candidates tournament which decides who gets to play against the world champion for the world champion title. Unfortunately she didn't perform too well, but it's not because of her gender, she was basically beaten 2-1 (plus draws) by a male competitor, just like the other contestants in the round she was eliminated.

At her peak she had 2735 Elo points, making her 55th highest rated person in the history of organized chess. This is higher than one of the actual challengers to the crown, Nigel short.

Regarding the rulings:

1. No one is going to pretend to be a woman, in order to convert the person's identity with fide, they are required to have government issued paperwork saying they have transitioned. It's not worth it.

2. it's funny that male to female transgender people are not regarded as women by this ruling, hence cannot participate in women's events, but female to male transgender people also forfeit their women's titles as they are not seen as women either. (To be fair, they can convert them to open titles, and get them back if they detransition officially)

So according to FIDE, transitioning from a man to a woman doesn't make you a woman, you are considered a man, but also, transitioning from a woman to a man makes you a man, so you are also not considered a woman.

Seems paradoxical. You'd think they'd pick one and stick to it.

Also: chess does have physical advantages, but they seem to be reletive and not competitive. Most high level players have some sports regimen as it helps increase cardiovascular efficiency, but size of competitor doesn't seem to matter as seen by David Bronstein and Mikhail Tal. Ian Nepomniatchschi intentionally lost weight for the world championship, and his ratings grew as a result.

Remember that whales are not necessarily more clever than humans even though their brains are huge in comparison.

You avoided writing spaghetti code.

Congratulations! Now maintain this piece of shit lasagna that takes place over multiple layers of abstraction and repositories.

he's going to be "processed" then released on bail.

everything about his criminal proceedings have been basically the truck hitting bollard gif

https://67.media.tumblr.com/13cab760bc3b62c6408034017db27846/tumblr_o96e4q9rNV1qezukdo1_1280.gif

if it's not against jews, it's just sparkling crimes against humanity

SHANGHAI, April 15 (Reuters) - Chancellor Olaf Scholz on Monday reassured Chinese students in Shanghai that they did not have to smoke cannabis if they studied in Germany and that Germany had legalised cannabis hoping that consumption would go down.

Scholz made the comments in response to a question from a student at Tongji University, who asked whether he would have to smoke cannabis if he studied in Germany, as the drug was not legal in China.

Germany passed legislation to legalise cannabis in February, allowing individuals and associations to grow and possess limited quantities of cannabis.

"We don't want more people to consume cannabis, we want fewer people to consume cannabis, we want there to be more public education about it," Scholz said.

"The answer is very simple: you don't have to smoke. But I do" Scholz said, before doing a fat bong rip, right there on the stage.

The chancellor, who is on a visit to China and will meet leaders in Beijing on Tuesday, said Germany wanted to bring cannabis "out of the grey area, and people into the green area".

Some 4 million people consumed cannabis in Germany in 2022, according to health ministry data.

I slightly edited it.