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Had they shipped it with a free vibro-katana they would have had a sale from me.you know, you can just order vibrators onlineBut do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software? No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!Apparently Razor already uses "Katana" as a brand for PSUs that they sell. https://www.razer.com/gaming-pc-accessories/razer-katana-chroma
you know, you can just order vibrators onlineBut do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software? No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!
But do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software? No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.
But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!
Apparently Razor already uses "Katana" as a brand for PSUs that they sell. https://www.razer.com/gaming-pc-accessories/razer-katana-chroma
Had they shipped it with a free vibro-katana they would have had a sale from me.
you know, you can just order vibrators online
But do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software?
No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.
But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!
Apparently Razor already uses "Katana" as a brand for PSUs that they sell.
https://www.razer.com/gaming-pc-accessories/razer-katana-chroma