It's okay, even if if they wanted to nuke the world, they'd need to find which specific portal to log into, and even after inputing everything correctly there'd be around an hour before the servers actually processed the change request.
Hey man, nuke-the-world requests take time to propagate you know.
Amazon Nuclear Prime.
2 hour weapon delivery.
Free year of movies included.
Maybe AWS Mushroom Cloud
Microsoft Mutually Azured Destruction
It's okay, even if if they wanted to nuke the world, they'd need to find which specific portal to log into, and even after inputing everything correctly there'd be around an hour before the servers actually processed the change request.
Hey man, nuke-the-world requests take time to propagate you know.
Amazon Nuclear Prime.
2 hour weapon delivery. Free year of movies included.