Comedy has peaked ladies and gentlemen

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 413 points –
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Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn't they have found literally anyone else?!

No it's an erotic poem actually. Has lines like "her breasts are like twin gazelles".

Help me out here, I'm having trouble picturing this. Like... a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman's torso? If not, which parts?

That was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.

For real, humanity just deservers to die at that point I would figure.