I used resume spammers to apply for 120 jobs. Chaos ensued.BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world – 237 points – 6 months agobusinessinsider.com72Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentYou had my attention but now you have my interestLet's go further. Do voices. Wear costumes. ATTEND THE FAKE INTERVIEWSDo you perhaps have a newsletter I could sign up? Your advice is GOLD!No but I think one of the other me's does I'll ask aroundSir I wish to push the envelope. Dont do the voices. don't wear costumes. ATTEND THE FAKE INTERVIEWS.You're hiredMake sure to have a friend dress as a crazy pharaoh for at least one of these
You had my attention but now you have my interestLet's go further. Do voices. Wear costumes. ATTEND THE FAKE INTERVIEWSDo you perhaps have a newsletter I could sign up? Your advice is GOLD!No but I think one of the other me's does I'll ask aroundSir I wish to push the envelope. Dont do the voices. don't wear costumes. ATTEND THE FAKE INTERVIEWS.You're hiredMake sure to have a friend dress as a crazy pharaoh for at least one of these
Let's go further. Do voices. Wear costumes. ATTEND THE FAKE INTERVIEWSDo you perhaps have a newsletter I could sign up? Your advice is GOLD!No but I think one of the other me's does I'll ask aroundSir I wish to push the envelope. Dont do the voices. don't wear costumes. ATTEND THE FAKE INTERVIEWS.You're hiredMake sure to have a friend dress as a crazy pharaoh for at least one of these
Do you perhaps have a newsletter I could sign up? Your advice is GOLD!No but I think one of the other me's does I'll ask around
Sir I wish to push the envelope. Dont do the voices. don't wear costumes. ATTEND THE FAKE INTERVIEWS.You're hired
You had my attention but now you have my interest
Let's go further.
Do voices. Wear costumes. ATTEND THE FAKE INTERVIEWS
Do you perhaps have a newsletter I could sign up? Your advice is GOLD!
No but I think one of the other me's does I'll ask around
Sir I wish to push the envelope. Dont do the voices. don't wear costumes. ATTEND THE FAKE INTERVIEWS.
You're hired
Make sure to have a friend dress as a crazy pharaoh for at least one of these