Rulepotatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 511 points – 2 months ago34Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsHow should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day. Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?Why didn't I think of this?Now you know for next time.Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something. Timeless child lore ಠ_ಠNo worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellateI would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day. Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?Why didn't I think of this?Now you know for next time.Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something. Timeless child lore ಠ_ಠNo worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellateI would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?Why didn't I think of this?Now you know for next time.
Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something. Timeless child lore ಠ_ಠNo worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate
I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.
Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?
Why didn't I think of this?
Now you know for next time.
Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.
Timeless
ಠ_ಠ
No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate
I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.