Rulepotatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 512 points – 5 months ago34Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldHow should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day. Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?Why didn't I think of this?Now you know for next time.Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something. Timeless child lore ಠ_ಠNo worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellateI would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.Ah yes the beyblade launcher dildoLet 'er rip!game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo tooDildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.I mean Saints Row has the dildo bat…Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo club too.Only if it has buttplug.io support!That's almost what this risk of rain 2 mod is: https://thunderstore.io/package/OkIGotIt/Her_Burden/Don't put this in your butt, it's just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device."Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.Sky dancers?Sky Dancers will get caught in your hair and ruin your day.Oh noHere is an alternative Piped link(s): Sky dancers Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.As a Biologist, this is extra hotQuackScrew itLooks intriguing.It works better if it's glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too longIt's glass for sure.Wrong, you'll fly like Tom.https://youtu.be/YC0F4X2GSY4?si=SQzDpRmEUz9foaTOHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/YC0F4X2GSY4?si=SQzDpRmEUz9foaTO Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day. Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?Why didn't I think of this?Now you know for next time.Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something. Timeless child lore ಠ_ಠNo worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellateI would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?Why didn't I think of this?Now you know for next time.
Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something. Timeless child lore ಠ_ಠNo worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate
I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo tooDildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.I mean Saints Row has the dildo bat…Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo club too.Only if it has buttplug.io support!That's almost what this risk of rain 2 mod is: https://thunderstore.io/package/OkIGotIt/Her_Burden/
Don't put this in your butt, it's just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device."Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”
Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device."Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”
Sky dancers?Sky Dancers will get caught in your hair and ruin your day.Oh noHere is an alternative Piped link(s): Sky dancers Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): Sky dancers Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
It works better if it's glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too longIt's glass for sure.
https://youtu.be/YC0F4X2GSY4?si=SQzDpRmEUz9foaTOHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/YC0F4X2GSY4?si=SQzDpRmEUz9foaTO Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/YC0F4X2GSY4?si=SQzDpRmEUz9foaTO Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.
Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?
Why didn't I think of this?
Now you know for next time.
Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.
Timeless
ಠ_ಠ
No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate
I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
Ah yes the beyblade launcher dildo
Let 'er rip!
game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo too
Dildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.
I mean Saints Row has the dildo bat…
Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo club too.
Only if it has buttplug.io support!
That's almost what this risk of rain 2 mod is: https://thunderstore.io/package/OkIGotIt/Her_Burden/
Don't put this in your butt, it's just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.
Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device.
"Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”
This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.
Sky dancers?
Sky Dancers will get caught in your hair and ruin your day.
Oh no
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Sky dancers
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
As a Biologist, this is extra hot
Quack
Screw it
Looks intriguing.
It works better if it's glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.
I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too long
It's glass for sure.
Wrong, you'll fly like Tom.
https://youtu.be/YC0F4X2GSY4?si=SQzDpRmEUz9foaTO
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/YC0F4X2GSY4?si=SQzDpRmEUz9foaTO
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.