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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 489 points –
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Context: In addition to all the other lies he's told about his mythology (CIA asset, martial arts trained, whatever), he's also 120% Jamaican. If you add that up with all his other bogus claims about racial heritage, the man is over 1000% human. So of course he's able to do almost anything and super cool. Plus he shot a dog on that show where he played law enforcement, which is about the coolest thing anyone's done.

He's basically a god.

You forgot the parts where he drove an APC through the wrong guy's house, and also the part about the sex slave that escaped from his house.