Credit card delinquencies surge, almost 1 in 5 users maxed-out: Researchreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world – 181 points – 1 months agothehill.com31Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI've posted this comment a bunch but I heard dominos had plans to finance pizza orders... things must be rough.4 easy payments. Pay for food you ate in May in June. With the money you save you just buy options and 10x your investment, buy 10 pizzas.I'll have to look into pizza futuresThere already are tomato and wheat futuresJust don't let the ghosts of pizza past haunt your pizza futures!What kind of dystopian bull is this???
I've posted this comment a bunch but I heard dominos had plans to finance pizza orders... things must be rough.4 easy payments. Pay for food you ate in May in June. With the money you save you just buy options and 10x your investment, buy 10 pizzas.I'll have to look into pizza futuresThere already are tomato and wheat futuresJust don't let the ghosts of pizza past haunt your pizza futures!What kind of dystopian bull is this???
4 easy payments. Pay for food you ate in May in June. With the money you save you just buy options and 10x your investment, buy 10 pizzas.I'll have to look into pizza futuresThere already are tomato and wheat futuresJust don't let the ghosts of pizza past haunt your pizza futures!
I'll have to look into pizza futuresThere already are tomato and wheat futuresJust don't let the ghosts of pizza past haunt your pizza futures!
I've posted this comment a bunch but I heard dominos had plans to finance pizza orders... things must be rough.
4 easy payments. Pay for food you ate in May in June. With the money you save you just buy options and 10x your investment, buy 10 pizzas.
I'll have to look into pizza futures
There already are tomato and wheat futures
Just don't let the ghosts of pizza past haunt your pizza futures!
What kind of dystopian bull is this???