Henry VIII's armor from the Tower of London. Interesting cod piece

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Imagine hitting a dent in that bulge. Metal doesn't dent back out, I'll be a struggle to walk or strip your armor while it is crushed the entire time.

It is today's equivalent to catching it between your zipper.

Easy. Just get an erection to force the metal back out.

I can't wait to find this comment in my history after having forgotten the context.

Or to see it as Google's "AI Overview" recommendation for knights and armorers.

…and now all I can think about is Warren, from There’s Something About Mary, chasing an armored knight Ted around yelling, “BANGERS & MASH!!! BANGERS AND MASH!”