I want to believe.... but the morph has always been exactly.
"nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table."
But I want to believe...
Edit: looking back at previous shittymorph posts. Grammar, punctuation and delivery is at much higher standard... I'm sad 😢. I'm hoping that I'm way way wrong. Can anyone reach out to shittymorph on reddit to confirm?
That is quite an astute observation, in fact many folks would have overlooked such precise details. As you could imagine, with newness and changing situation such as a major platform shift, and as we enter a revolutionary technological time period in hopes of a prosperous fediverse, it's easy for us to become a overzealous and infatuated with all the excitement, but we must remember, it pales in comparison to the crowd's excitement in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
😢 I don't know what to feel anymore.
What the fuck are you 2 talking about?
Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would occasionally come out of nowhere with the one story about Hell in a Cell. It was his thing. Shortly before the place went to absolute hell, he posted saying he was stepping away for personal reasons.
We believe this is an imposter.
Confirmed imposter. Sorry everyone. 😢
I assumed as much when the story didn't go on for at least three paragraphs first.
I want to believe.... but the morph has always been exactly.
"nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table."
But I want to believe...
Edit: looking back at previous shittymorph posts. Grammar, punctuation and delivery is at much higher standard... I'm sad 😢. I'm hoping that I'm way way wrong. Can anyone reach out to shittymorph on reddit to confirm?
That is quite an astute observation, in fact many folks would have overlooked such precise details. As you could imagine, with newness and changing situation such as a major platform shift, and as we enter a revolutionary technological time period in hopes of a prosperous fediverse, it's easy for us to become a overzealous and infatuated with all the excitement, but we must remember, it pales in comparison to the crowd's excitement in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
😢 I don't know what to feel anymore.
What the fuck are you 2 talking about?
Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would occasionally come out of nowhere with the one story about Hell in a Cell. It was his thing. Shortly before the place went to absolute hell, he posted saying he was stepping away for personal reasons.
We believe this is an imposter.
Confirmed imposter. Sorry everyone. 😢
I assumed as much when the story didn't go on for at least three paragraphs first.
Thank you for doing the research we all needed.
I need a community for shittymorphs