What did you buy that improved your life?linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 98 points – 6 months ago196Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentI can't BEAR to hear it anymore!(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.Your M U M.That's what she said.
I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.Your M U M.That's what she said.
(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.Your M U M.That's what she said.
I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.Your M U M.That's what she said.
DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.Your M U M.That's what she said.
Give me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let's see em)(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.Your M U M.That's what she said.
(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?) No, I don't think I WHALE.shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.Your M U M.That's what she said.
shoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, pleaseYour F A C E.Your M U M.That's what she said.
I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...
I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!
Give me your MONEY right now!
(seriously, hands up. Let's see em)
(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?)
No, I don't think I WHALE.
shoots gun into shoulder
Yeah, so, money now if you would, please
Your F A C E.
Your M U M.
That's what she said.