Millennials' retirement and homebuying plans may be a fantasyreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world – 169 points – 1 months agobusinessinsider.com74Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsMy plan for retirement is suicide.Remember don't be selfish. Take a boardroom down with you.I will admit the idea has crossed my mind. We will see where things are when I plan to retire.Retirement plan for me is dead by 60, because climate change will have made living an absolute misery. This is why I now have a motorcycle.What is the motorcycle for? Fun because fuck it?My risk analysis prior was that it wasn't worth it. That has since changed.You can still be a vegetable until 80.Yeah, I gotta get that DNR stuff set up.Living willProbably a reference to how many people died because of crashes in them.
My plan for retirement is suicide.Remember don't be selfish. Take a boardroom down with you.I will admit the idea has crossed my mind. We will see where things are when I plan to retire.Retirement plan for me is dead by 60, because climate change will have made living an absolute misery. This is why I now have a motorcycle.What is the motorcycle for? Fun because fuck it?My risk analysis prior was that it wasn't worth it. That has since changed.You can still be a vegetable until 80.Yeah, I gotta get that DNR stuff set up.Living willProbably a reference to how many people died because of crashes in them.
Remember don't be selfish. Take a boardroom down with you.I will admit the idea has crossed my mind. We will see where things are when I plan to retire.
Retirement plan for me is dead by 60, because climate change will have made living an absolute misery. This is why I now have a motorcycle.What is the motorcycle for? Fun because fuck it?My risk analysis prior was that it wasn't worth it. That has since changed.You can still be a vegetable until 80.Yeah, I gotta get that DNR stuff set up.Living willProbably a reference to how many people died because of crashes in them.
What is the motorcycle for? Fun because fuck it?My risk analysis prior was that it wasn't worth it. That has since changed.You can still be a vegetable until 80.Yeah, I gotta get that DNR stuff set up.Living willProbably a reference to how many people died because of crashes in them.
My risk analysis prior was that it wasn't worth it. That has since changed.You can still be a vegetable until 80.Yeah, I gotta get that DNR stuff set up.Living will
My plan for retirement is suicide.
Remember don't be selfish. Take a boardroom down with you.
I will admit the idea has crossed my mind. We will see where things are when I plan to retire.
Retirement plan for me is dead by 60, because climate change will have made living an absolute misery.
This is why I now have a motorcycle.
What is the motorcycle for? Fun because fuck it?
My risk analysis prior was that it wasn't worth it. That has since changed.
You can still be a vegetable until 80.
Yeah, I gotta get that DNR stuff set up.
Living will
Probably a reference to how many people died because of crashes in them.