Wells Fargo fires more than a dozen employees for faking work using mouse jigglers and keyboard activity simulationForgottenFlux@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.world – 807 points – 2 weeks agotomshardware.com260Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.And the Blutooth butt plugsAnd here I am, wearing those just for funThis is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournamentMOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5...4... Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!
I bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.And the Blutooth butt plugsAnd here I am, wearing those just for funThis is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournamentMOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5...4... Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!
And the Blutooth butt plugsAnd here I am, wearing those just for funThis is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournament
MOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5...4... Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!
I bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.
And the Blutooth butt plugs
And here I am, wearing those just for fun
This is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournament
MOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5...4...
Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants
I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!