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I'm fairly certain Sherlock Holmes would also have offered you some cocaine

No. Sherlock has cocaine, but he doesn't share cocaine.

He'd be a huge asshole about it too.

"Cocaine?"

"Yeah sure."

"Oh no you misunderstood. I wasn't offering, I was just asking if you had your own because I'm going to do all of mine right now."

"You see, I need cocaine to accelerate my thought process and unleash the full potential of my mind. I'm not sure what you would get out of it, but I'm sure it would be a waste, by comparison."

Or a nice violin.

Or some fine heroine. Wait, did they have heroine?

It's heroin, without the 'e.'

Not heroin, but Holmes did go undercover at least once in an opium den. "The Man With The Twisted Lip" iirc.