Pearls Before Swine creator Stephan Pastis breaks 25% of the law.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 737 points –
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Yes, i always document my crimes.

“Those where theoretical gummies to proof a point”

Thats why they are “in his pocket” and now openly On display.

Could also argue my left leg and pocket didnt cross the border, only my right did.

Habeus Corpus. Any judge would laugh a prosecutor out of the court if this was the only evidence.

Then they would probably be fired.