Then why did a hologram of Janeway tell a bunch of kids she once was a salamander?
You'd lie to kids about evolving into a salamander and having sex with your former flight control officer who is also now a salamander and having little salamander babies after traveling faster than infinitely fast if you could too. Don't say you wouldn't.
Damn it. I know I would.
Leave them on a planet? They sure did.
Okay, but what did a HOLOGRAM have this knowledge?
Did you know that HOLOGRAM is an anagram for GLAM HOOR?
Then why did a hologram of Janeway tell a bunch of kids she once was a salamander?
You'd lie to kids about evolving into a salamander and having sex with your former flight control officer who is also now a salamander and having little salamander babies after traveling faster than infinitely fast if you could too. Don't say you wouldn't.
Damn it. I know I would.
Leave them on a planet? They sure did.
Okay, but what did a HOLOGRAM have this knowledge?
Did you know that HOLOGRAM is an anagram for GLAM HOOR?
Don’t you dare disrespect Hologram Janeway! /s
But please don’t.
EDIT: Just to be clear my tone is the sarcasm.