Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandmentsNightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 479 points – 1 weeks agoboingboing.net123Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentBut then they'd have to stop eating shrimp, so...The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.The lord didn't take Red Lobster away. Vulture capitalists did.More importantly, they'd have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.As Moses said, "fuck the Cowboys".No no. That's from the old testament. Those rules don't count anymore now that there is the new testament. realizes ten commandments are from the old testament This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.
But then they'd have to stop eating shrimp, so...The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.The lord didn't take Red Lobster away. Vulture capitalists did.More importantly, they'd have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.As Moses said, "fuck the Cowboys".No no. That's from the old testament. Those rules don't count anymore now that there is the new testament. realizes ten commandments are from the old testament This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.
The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.The lord didn't take Red Lobster away. Vulture capitalists did.
More importantly, they'd have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.As Moses said, "fuck the Cowboys".
No no. That's from the old testament. Those rules don't count anymore now that there is the new testament. realizes ten commandments are from the old testament This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.
But then they'd have to stop eating shrimp, so...
The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
The lord didn't take Red Lobster away.
Vulture capitalists did.
More importantly, they'd have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
As Moses said, "fuck the Cowboys".
No no. That's from the old testament. Those rules don't count anymore now that there is the new testament.
realizes ten commandments are from the old testament
This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.