“Don’t worry honey, I got this”MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 683 points – 4 months ago36Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentwrites down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart. “Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?” “I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley. *gasp* my gluten allergy.What was the third thing on the list? I'm invested in your rivalry now.There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart. “Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?” “I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley. *gasp* my gluten allergy.What was the third thing on the list? I'm invested in your rivalry now.There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart. “Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?” “I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley. *gasp* my gluten allergy.What was the third thing on the list? I'm invested in your rivalry now.There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
What was the third thing on the list? I'm invested in your rivalry now.There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
What was the third thing on the list? I'm invested in your rivalry now.
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.