On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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Nice try little Timmy, but I won't be telling you how to pass as an adult.

Because you are a kid and you don't know but are pretending to be an adult. Nice try!

That's what a kid pretending to be an adult would say.

When I was your age, no kids did that, 'cause we had no damn internets back then. We had to actually walk outside to talk with others.

Everyone knows you hop on another kid's shoulders and put on a trenchcoat, fedora, and sunglasses and gave the name Robert Businessman.