"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 703 points – 2 months ago131Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent comment"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I'll give you an errection in front of the HR manager." Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you'll never get an errection again.*Even worse "You are now on a per-boner subscription plan"They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That'll happen even without you 3: :'(
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I'll give you an errection in front of the HR manager." Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you'll never get an errection again.*Even worse "You are now on a per-boner subscription plan"They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That'll happen even without you 3: :'(
Even worse "You are now on a per-boner subscription plan"They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I'll give you an errection in front of the HR manager."
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you'll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
"You are now on a per-boner subscription plan"
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That'll happen even without you
3: :'(