"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 703 points –
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Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker

"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I'll give you an errection in front of the HR manager."

Or worse

"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you'll never get an errection again.*

1: Nobody would notice regardless

2: That'll happen even without you

3: :'(

Cannot pee anymore :(

(because the pee is stored in the balls)

Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.