Joe Biden ends re-election campaign

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Joe Biden ends re-election campaign
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I'm hoping to build a good visibly angry and progressive online profile so when the fascists take over and use AI to scrape social media histories, that my ident's affinity is high enough for them to send the death squads to me early. I'm so fucking tired of every ounce, inch, and erg of the last decade.

Well, that's certainly a unique approach to dealing with a national crisis. Carry on.

Thank ye lordship for your permission to be the person I have been from birth. I can now go on safe in the fact that some internet rando approves of my elaborate an hero arrangement. It is a wonder that I had been able to consider such at all without your magnanimous blessing.

I had intended the 'Carry on' as a sort of friendly valediction, but this was a fun bonus.