How can i make myself poisonous to mosquitos?

IndigoGollum@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 144 points –

I'm tired of mosquitos biting me. If i can't stop them biting me, the next best thing is to stop them biting me a second time. So what's the best (safe for me) way to make myself poisonous to mosquitos, and optionally other bugs that might bite me?

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"Now now, Batman, you should know that when a little pest like you dances with the Bug Zapper... He'd better be ready for a shock!"

I was thinking about the Mosquitoman but since the Swedes call Batman the Läderlappen I’d say we use the Swedish name Mygga and call him Myggaman - drawn to the burning flames of war and he just blasts high pitched sounds from every electric device all night to turn people into rage.

Hmm? Did you say something? I was asleep in my recliner.....why is one shoe on? Oh right....I was going to that party......zzzzz