Orcas sink another yacht: why killer whales are attacking boats

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Orcas sink another yacht: why killer whales are attacking boats
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Comrade Willy

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Your walk-in closet is larger,

"I'm not that rich!" Thinks most people have a fucking walk in closet

bruh

Yeah you got me. I think everybody has a walk-in closet because I didn't specifically state otherwise in my post

"Your walk-in closet" implies an expectation that the reader has a walk-in closet.

"A walk-in closet" would be more appropriate if that impression wasn't intended.

Can I just give you my login and you change it?

Was genuinely trying to be helpful in case English wasn't your first language. My bad, you're just an asshole.

Too bad there's no setting in your account to give you a better personality :(

Wish I could give you a spoon so you could eat my ass

LMAO holy shit this is going in the rotation. Genuinely, thanks for adding to my list of funny insults