Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question)

ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 549 points –

I know this is probably a shitposting meme. And my wife and my female friend, when I asked them, both laughed and said, "Yeah all the time." I can't tell if it's sarcasm.

I asked this because Im a guy, and we've heard it all before. The guy plowing a warm apple pie. The ookie cookie BS. The jerk off with a sock. Dudes have done some weird things. I absolutely have found myself relieving some stress in interesting ways.

But veggies: Is this a common thing? Am I going to have to worry that my daughter, when she reaches a curious age, starts exploring with vegetables?

During puberty, should I start giving my children Amazon gift cards or no questions ask money to protect my produce?

I am aware this question is ridiculous and I am prepared to be ridiculed.

272

You are viewing a single comment

Cucumbers are the gateway veg.

Cucumbers are the gateway veg.

Posts a picture of bitter melon.

Weird flex but okay.

Whooooosh!

That was his point. The pic is of what could be next.

Edit: lol 45 accounts and growing of people who can't take a joke but can take a bitter melon.