"The fact that billions of people still haven't bought a Cybertruck and that Tesla's stock market value is rapidly declining is a conspiracy of left-wing woke elites and a major threat to freedom of speech," Musk continued, while handing hush money to a newly pregnant employee. "To everyone who doesn't have a Cybertruck yet: Fuck You!"
Gold. Pure Gold.
Has any car ever sold a billion unit in the entire history?
Nope. Most sold car ever is the Toyota Corolla. 50,000,000 sold since 1966.
The most successful car in history sold 50 million units, and he expects billions of people bought his shiny dumpster on wheels?
Watch him try to sue potential buyers.
Germany's satire newspaper Der Postillon already has an article about that. Amazing article, really.
https://www.der-postillon.com/2024/08/cybertruck-klage.html
Gold. Pure Gold.
Has any car ever sold a billion unit in the entire history?
Nope. Most sold car ever is the Toyota Corolla. 50,000,000 sold since 1966.
The most successful car in history sold 50 million units, and he expects billions of people bought his shiny dumpster on wheels?