what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on that isn't fries?

Ellia Plissken@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 79 points –
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Real answer:

  • Open a can of tuna and mix it in
  • Salad. Yes, I know. Yes it tastes great.

What the fuck

Just try it

Ketchup on canned tuna, yeah, I've done it. I'd rather have some mayo and sriracha on it, but it's not that bad.

Ketchup on salad though, I can imagine it, I don't remember if I've actually tried it, but unless we're talking about sweet salads (like ones made out of condensed milk, all-purpose cream, canned fruit cocktail, gelatin cubes and the works), I don't think it's actually that hideous. Heck, I even think it'd go okay with something like potato salad!

with potato salad, definitely works -- it's not that far off french fries

With a finely cut salad (read: celery, tomatoes, rocket/kale/cabbage, and a shaved carrot, dressed lightly in olive oil and citrus juice), tomato ketchup turns the salad into a cold stew of sorts, and... it just works