I'd honestly ask them if they'd seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.
All I do is fart. Except during the times when I'm holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I'm just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.
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Are you me? I gas my poor boyfriend every day. I've just come to accept it at this point.
Have you seen a doctor about that? No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.
I'd honestly ask them if they'd seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.
All I do is fart. Except during the times when I'm holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I'm just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.
.
Are you me? I gas my poor boyfriend every day. I've just come to accept it at this point.
Have you seen a doctor about that? No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.