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Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.

I don't need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don't exist outside of the interwebs

That's exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, "not" Jessica. I'm onto you.

My name is TotallynotJessica because I don't have a corporeal form. There's no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!

If you're really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽