10 hour shift, away for 13 hours. That first sip of IPA is one of the most relaxing experiences ever. Only topped when I rip a bowl and take a nice hot lavender bubble bath. Life is fucking miserable and I hate it, but I'll get my time and I'm going to enjoy it.
If you got the message, hang up the phone.
He couldn't even make fries. The kid walked him through the easiest thing ever, clearest instructions ever, has obviously been teaching people. Trump still fucked it up. Kid tells him to put them slowly in the oil and trump tries to put it on the hanger. The kid had to grab his hands and pull him away to get him to actually put the fries in the oil.
5:40 but you should sit through the 5 minutes of cringe to get there
Skip your mouth and just shovel it directly into your gullet
I keep thinking this is the one where I'll grow some chest hair, and then my hairline just recedes further.
Google “Glass Onion” and “Elon Musk” and you’ll get dozens of articles about how the “Knives Out” sequel is a “veiled dig” at the Twitter owner... For Johnson, however, it’s a “horrible accident” that “Glass Onion” debuted amidst Musk’s disastrous Twitter takeover. The director wrote “Glass Onion” during the height of the COVID pandemic, long before Musk was in the news every single day for months because of his controversial Twitter leadership.
I've almost quit Lemmy because I got a job. I hate my life more than ever.
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say "poop poop" then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
I've been using Linux since Ubuntu was in the single digits. Looks like windows entering the double digits is finally the end. I thought win10 would be able to stay relatively unmolested, but nope, copilot button and bullshit right there in the bar. Why can't you just leave us the fuck alone. Your driving everyone away who doesn't have a professional obligation to use your OS. I'll still have to keep a old win10 boot drive that never connects to a network so I can play games and use CAD that Linux can't. As a KDE fanboi they've added pretty much everything I've always wished for and plasma 6 is launching.
Now is my time. Fuck you Microsoft. I won't miss you.
Blahaj.zone won Gay 2023, it was a tough battle but they eventually came on bottom.
If you do it once, good for you. If you do it repeatedly, also good for you. But if you "used 510 times, and more than 7,400 gallons of gas were pumped for free"( in only a 7 month period), I don't know what you expect. You're going 2-3 times a day getting 14gal every time.
"I promise you this, with me at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, no one will lay a finger on your firearms — just as took place for four years when I was your president,"
Trump banned bump stocks, which laid the basis for the pistol brace ban, both of which conservative 2a meisters absolutely love, right? And this was at a NRA conference? I don't get how people know he did that and hate him for it, but will immediately forget their hatred in order to defend him on any other ground. MAGA is a cult.
I spent longer than I would like to admit making this for like 3 people to hear.
Boeing was fined $243mil
Boeing profits >$10mil on each $100mil 737 max they sell
Boeing has a annual revenue >$70000mil
Boeing was fined <1% of their annual revenue
Boeing killed 346 people
Now kiss(that's gross) have hardcore buttsex.
Don't fall prey to the fallacy fallacy fallacy.
A fallacious argument whose only logical protection is the fallacy fallacy is a fallacy.
I can only zoom in and stare at her thighs for so long, but I'm pretty sure she isn't wearing a seatbelt. Which if you were forklift certified you would know is rule #1.
I bet the science people that study riots n stuff are so excited to do science study stuff about this
I wish I hadn't needed to learn these lessons about start ups by working in start ups. I just want to be a mailman or something at this point.
The US government is going to do literally everything it can other than provide universal Healthcare until the country collapses.
I guess it really does take a decade to firgure out bangs
I am the owner of multiple colors of hard hats and hi-vis vests. You're going to want to get an orange/yellow bucket. These are the ones that crew wear. I.e. the people that don't know what's actually happening, they're just "doing their job". Don't get white or any other color because those mean you know what's happening and shouldn't be working.
So many serotonergic psychedelics have been in vitro and in vivo proven to be neutriogenic. We could develop drugs that do that physical benefits without any psychological "side effects" but oops, DRUG WAR! All of those chemicals are forever forbidden and if you make anything that even looks structurally the same as any of those big no no drugs, well those are just the same. Idk what indiananol rungs are but straight to jail. Take your Prozac. Oh that didn't work? Take your wellbutrin. Oh that didn't work? Take your zoloft. That didn't work? Well we have enough random ssris that we don't fully understand that well just keep giving you different ones until you're numb enough to shut the fuck up and go to work.
This is a masturbation only museum you filthy animals.
TFW no trans goth banjo gf
I'm collecting vaccines like infinity stones. I'm going to unlock complete autism.
That hand under the shirt makes me feel things
In America we have to keep our windows closed to keep out the fent smoke and bullets.
Curated tumblr, microblog memes, Lemmy being wholesome, 196, lots of places it could fit and be appreciated.
Ever since image captchas were created, they've fail me 50% of the time, so I've spammed a lot of random shit that's been accepted. If you get run over by an AI truck, I'm sorry.
Lemmy has karma? Nah, keep up votes and down votes but don't make it some accumulation number. That's what drives enshitification. Turning that data into something accumulative right on the user's profile causes click click phone dopamine seekers to then fuel that to behavior in social settings with apps because it gets th internet point dopamine.
>:3 no I'm angry puppy
This makes my tummy hurt.
If a mouse did this in study, we would euthanize it from mercy. I don't even know if the first meth mice were this obsessive compulsive.
"Startin' another fuckin war."
That's what she said. You're welcome.
Catgirls want to be taken care of by a human, not fight with other animals.
I finally got insurance. Now if only I had sex.