GluWu

@GluWu@lemm.ee
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Joined 7 months ago

I remember watching Imogen heap gmod edits

Why don't people clip in? I get its like 5.4 aid climbing but walking and swapping your 2 anchors adds a trivial amount of time in order to not die IMO.

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This elon musk guy, very rich, very powerful, most people say very smart. But he's not. His cult has become very weak, one of the weakest cults in the history of the united States, I've never seen such a weak cult in my life. Cult members that are so afraid of sharks, I've never met people so afraid of little sharks that they would rather electrocute themselves on their woke electric boats.

Bananas don't grow on trees, they are berries that grow off a stem.

I did a lol, ty

Fuck you, don't disrespect the dew.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for funi I can tell you I don't have memes, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me kiss people like you.

maccy is a good snaccy

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I don't feel like your alt text is capturing thiccness of said bunny

Alcohol

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That's what they said. The whole spectrum is plump and sweet.

fr fr bro

I've been using Linux since Ubuntu was in the single digits. Looks like windows entering the double digits is finally the end. I thought win10 would be able to stay relatively unmolested, but nope, copilot button and bullshit right there in the bar. Why can't you just leave us the fuck alone. Your driving everyone away who doesn't have a professional obligation to use your OS. I'll still have to keep a old win10 boot drive that never connects to a network so I can play games and use CAD that Linux can't. As a KDE fanboi they've added pretty much everything I've always wished for and plasma 6 is launching.

Now is my time. Fuck you Microsoft. I won't miss you.

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Blahaj.zone won Gay 2023, it was a tough battle but they eventually came on bottom.

If you do it once, good for you. If you do it repeatedly, also good for you. But if you "used 510 times, and more than 7,400 gallons of gas were pumped for free"( in only a 7 month period), I don't know what you expect. You're going 2-3 times a day getting 14gal every time.

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"I promise you this, with me at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, no one will lay a finger on your firearms — just as took place for four years when I was your president,"

Trump banned bump stocks, which laid the basis for the pistol brace ban, both of which conservative 2a meisters absolutely love, right? And this was at a NRA conference? I don't get how people know he did that and hate him for it, but will immediately forget their hatred in order to defend him on any other ground. MAGA is a cult.

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http://www.sndup.net/r248

I spent longer than I would like to admit making this for like 3 people to hear.

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Boeing was fined $243mil

Boeing profits >$10mil on each $100mil 737 max they sell

Boeing has a annual revenue >$70000mil

Boeing was fined <1% of their annual revenue

Boeing killed 346 people

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Now kiss(that's gross) have hardcore buttsex.

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Don't fall prey to the fallacy fallacy fallacy.

A fallacious argument whose only logical protection is the fallacy fallacy is a fallacy.

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I wish I hadn't needed to learn these lessons about start ups by working in start ups. I just want to be a mailman or something at this point.

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The US government is going to do literally everything it can other than provide universal Healthcare until the country collapses.

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I am the owner of multiple colors of hard hats and hi-vis vests. You're going to want to get an orange/yellow bucket. These are the ones that crew wear. I.e. the people that don't know what's actually happening, they're just "doing their job". Don't get white or any other color because those mean you know what's happening and shouldn't be working.

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So many serotonergic psychedelics have been in vitro and in vivo proven to be neutriogenic. We could develop drugs that do that physical benefits without any psychological "side effects" but oops, DRUG WAR! All of those chemicals are forever forbidden and if you make anything that even looks structurally the same as any of those big no no drugs, well those are just the same. Idk what indiananol rungs are but straight to jail. Take your Prozac. Oh that didn't work? Take your wellbutrin. Oh that didn't work? Take your zoloft. That didn't work? Well we have enough random ssris that we don't fully understand that well just keep giving you different ones until you're numb enough to shut the fuck up and go to work.

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I'm collecting vaccines like infinity stones. I'm going to unlock complete autism.

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That hand under the shirt makes me feel things

In America we have to keep our windows closed to keep out the fent smoke and bullets.

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Curated tumblr, microblog memes, Lemmy being wholesome, 196, lots of places it could fit and be appreciated.

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This makes my tummy hurt.

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>:3 no I'm angry puppy

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Lemmy has karma? Nah, keep up votes and down votes but don't make it some accumulation number. That's what drives enshitification. Turning that data into something accumulative right on the user's profile causes click click phone dopamine seekers to then fuel that to behavior in social settings with apps because it gets th internet point dopamine.

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Ever since image captchas were created, they've fail me 50% of the time, so I've spammed a lot of random shit that's been accepted. If you get run over by an AI truck, I'm sorry.

"Startin' another fuckin war."

That's what she said. You're welcome.

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If a mouse did this in study, we would euthanize it from mercy. I don't even know if the first meth mice were this obsessive compulsive.

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  • human
  • over 18
  • has a pulse
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Catgirls want to be taken care of by a human, not fight with other animals.

Looks like peoples expectations are right where I need them to start dating again.