I barely rule how

kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 435 points –
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Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.

I don't need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don't exist outside of the interwebs

That's exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, "not" Jessica. I'm onto you.

My name is TotallynotJessica because I don't have a corporeal form. There's no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!

If you're really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽

Canonically this is how Toei's 2022 ransomware attack happened.

Usagi Tsukino, preparing to spread the Conficker virus onto the internet in 2008, colorized.

Ah, the 3 1/2" floppy disks, memories come flooding back. The kerlunk as it goes in, the ffft as the metal protector slides away and the ft ft ft fd, ft ft ft fd as it read the data.

People will say this shit that literally use a computer every day for their job. Don't lie to me asshole I know you can type