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70 in a 40 is impressive. Like how?

I was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don't even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That's got to be easy.

Why in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?

Because, that's what the police told me it was.

And what about the other question?

I was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians.

Not that it's any of your fucking business you fucking plank.

Well fuck you then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's not impressive. 120 in a 30 or there about is. Yes someone did that around here. As for the how? High powered car and a lead foot mixed with a need for speed or a death wish.

Not bad, but I've seen better.

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Why are you looking at me like that?