What is your motto?

Fat Tony@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 134 points –

Doesn't have to be a life motto. Any motto, for any application.

Mine is: "Fear is shorter than regret."

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Dont break the weekend rules

  • Do NOT add to the population
  • Do NOT subtract from the population
  • Do not ever do anything that will have you end up in the newspaper, hospital or jail.
    • If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Also dont do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.

Are you a time traveler?

I mean I fly pretty low-key too, but you're allowed to have a quantum of impact on history, my folk. Life will go on (until eventually it doesn't).

Arn't we all time travlers? Just sitting in the right lane of spacetime with the cruise control on?

Never be afraid of paramedics, they aren't there to rat you out. They just want to know what they need to do to make you better/not worse. They hate paperwork as much as anyone, and a dead patient is a ton of paperwork.

I think that part is meant to discourage the "hold my beer" types as well as drug use.

Exactly, I told my sibilings that when they went off to college.

You can always call me, I will drive to the ends of the earth to pick you up, I wont tell the folks if you dont want me to. You do, however, have to be able to tell the person scraping your sorry ass off the pavement exactly what you broke. (And dont do anything where you wouldent be able to tell them either)