Acorn rule

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 198 points –

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Since it only has a receiver and not a transmitter, it's probably completely useless

No, it just goes to its extraction point! ...somehow.

When eaten by squirrels the mind control protocol is activated.

There's no way, without violating the laws of physics, can you fit any kind of 2.4Ghz modem into something as small as an acorn.

You can with a sub-wavelength antenna like a nintendo joycon has, it's less than 10mm in X and Y axes. It will just have terrible reception, like a nintendo joycon has.

Also it could be a higher frequency which would allow a smaller antenna.