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morrowind@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 522 points –
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I keep my keys in my prison pocket. Along with my phone. And my wallet. And my EDC pocket knife. And a Leatherman. And a Moleskin and a couple of pens. And a tactical flashlight. And a small first aid kit.

I do walk a bit funny though.

So, like, which one goes in first? And if you need that, do you have to pull everything else out of your pocket to get to it?

Nah, they go in any order and then you just kind of... rootle around in there.

Cool, cool cool cool... your pocket knife isn't spring-assisted is it? or a gravity knife?