What about Diarrhea 1-3?

Not for long

Sounds like it really sucks.

They did

They've been making noises about it for the past decade. Instead, they apparently just donate to conservative politicians.

He's only 6'2", that's just a tiny horse

He just wanted to check out your lizard

Figgeritout

It is important that the cops also know about this cool lizard I found

I think you forgot your meds today

Transneksual

It's my job, and I take it very seriously.

Why?

I don't really do Digimon

Doesn't matter, sucked titty.

Cool, give me your SSN and bank account numbers

"Because"

You still in grade school? Weirdos exist.

How about dunking on a guy that indiscriminately murdered people?

Yeah, the body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Elderly people and people with certain disabilities can have difficulty entering and exiting low vehicle seats.

That sounds exhausting.

Wait, do I know you?

No corner. Only Edge.

Ticketmaster isn't going to suffer from this, only its customers, as always.

Finally, a sensible gun law.

Somebody that's actively trying to end my existence isn't a friend.

It's just 𝕏

All part of their plan.

So only three years of Steve Huffman's salary?

The original programmers were women. We're just returning to our roots.

It really depends on whether or not you plan to be pooping during those few days.

Select "all" rather than "local" and you'll see content from all federated instances.

Say what you want about Steve Jobs, he's the guy who killed Steve Jobs

And it only took eight years! I wonder how many other lives that racist ruined in the meantime.

LOL, that was fast. Couldn't even hold out for the IPO to rope in the crypto-bros.

And now it's later.

Ah yeah, Oklahoma Police, the most trustworthy investigators

I wonder which officer's kid it was that perpetrated this

Well, telling people to vote is pretty anti-conservative.

Law enforcement also drew a gun on the burning man during the incident.

No limit to their cowardice.