What are your jokes for younger children?

cynar@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 119 points –

My daughter is 5 now. She's discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I've also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

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Leave it up to lemmy to provide the link for government approved dad jokes...

Liberals... always going back to the governments teet.

I agree. This is definitely an ideal context to talk about politics.

I like make my own jokes homegrown on the range using, cough, tax-subsidised water...