STEAL STEAL RULE

scriblemelego@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 364 points –
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So basically I should steal until just before I hit felony level and then wait out the statue of limitations.

Got it.

This is literally a plan that Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would come up with

I heard a guy tried that once and on his last "trip" they called the cops on him and a manager smuggled a bottle of liqor in his backpack so he would hit the felony level.